krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via infinitehazle)

IT’S APRIL. WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via davidjteninch)

thenightisland:

i love how the american media frets over showing lgbt characters on tv shows and then the bbc makes a tv show where the main character is literally an omnisexual immortal alien who eventually turns into a giant disembodied face and no one gives a fuck

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(via the-only-mystery-worth-hunting)

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

(via equestrianfangirlswag)

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

(via vatican-cameos-and-bowties)

pocketchina:

My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf

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which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means

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and I die of laughter

The video: [x]

(via dalekshavethedoctorathogwarts)

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss, via theresanescapedmoose)

calligeniascorner:

bbcjohn:

never forget

never forgive

calligeniascorner:

bbcjohn:

never forget

never forgive

(Source: cumberbatchphotos, via deducingwho)

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

(via dalekshavethedoctorathogwarts)

daisyfairy:

my current mentality is “im sad and i hate myself but i have to get good grades”

(via obliviatedoctor)

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

(via deanbean-and-samjam)

cumbermums:

moriartys-been-lokid:

Sherlock: I’ve dealt with murderers, psychopaths, terrorists, serial killers. None of them can turn my stomach, like Charles Augustus Magnussen.

Moriarty: *rises from grave* exCUSE YOU BITCH

Ah, so that’s what brought him back.

(via youhavenoleveragedarlings)