durbikins:

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

I must say… You’re skills are identifying classic meme are quite atrocious! While the origins of The Game are variant from over the years, the classic meme “Chocolate Rain” did not debut until the year 2007! I’m afraid we’re going to have to revoke your membership and your cancel your subscription to the Memeology Journal.

durbikins:

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

I must say… You’re skills are identifying classic meme are quite atrocious! While the origins of The Game are variant from over the years, the classic meme “Chocolate Rain” did not debut until the year 2007! I’m afraid we’re going to have to revoke your membership and your cancel your subscription to the Memeology Journal.

(via matingseasonmustache)

burningtheheart:

Reasons I would willingly go to school for an extra 7 years than needed:

  • Hogwarts
  • Hogwarts
  • Hogwarts

(Source: dxnnanxble, via rocksalt-and-whiskey)

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

(via eating-pie-in-the-tardis)

assbuttofasgard:

assbuttofasgard:

I found my kingdom Hearts II game so guess what i’m playing

shit what am I supposed to do. Might just have to start a new game. 

So instead of starting a new game I decided to go with a saved point near the beginning. and guess what. immediate fight battle

assbuttofasgard:

I found my kingdom Hearts II game so guess what i’m playing

shit what am I supposed to do. Might just have to start a new game. 

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

(via thecutestbisexual)

I found my kingdom Hearts II game so guess what i’m playing

memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

image

(via 5past3icanhardlysee)

"It’s on netflix"

— A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)

(via be-the-dean-to-my-castiel)

secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

image

(via harrypotterophile)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via princegertrude)

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

image

(via shang-had-gay-thoughts)

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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(via harrypotterophile)

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load

(via harrypotterpsycho)