sangorox:

when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

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that’s a headline I never thought I would read. Over pumpkins? Really? And just to think I was about to go up to New Hampshire for the pumpkin festival but decided not to.

that’s a headline I never thought I would read. Over pumpkins? Really? And just to think I was about to go up to New Hampshire for the pumpkin festival but decided not to.

djsckatzen:

alycs:

djsckatzen:

okay so just now for a second my brain just kind of. i dont know but i almost reflexively grabbed the ink bottle sitting in front of me to drink it and i dont know why

like i didnt actually DO it nor move to grab it but

just for a moment

my brain was like

hey. hey bro. you thirsty right? drink that

Thats horrible, you could have dyed

you are one motherfucker

(Source: djscorpioncock, via scrapbookbeta)

(Source: watsonlove, via rowling)

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

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oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

(via sherlockshiatus)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Tags: Christmas

Some guy just asked me if we took cash while ringing him up at my job. Like what do you think.

assbuttofasgard:

assbuttofasgard:

I just made eye contact with a hot guy

Oh god he’s so annoying. It’s a customer at my job. Just so loud and annoying

He keeps yelling the word America. Can you please go back to being quiet

assbuttofasgard:

I just made eye contact with a hot guy

Oh god he’s so annoying. It’s a customer at my job. Just so loud and annoying

I just made eye contact with a hot guy

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

(via fuckbeingburdenedwithanypurpose)

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

(via supermaniackles)

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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