i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(via luciferrhemmings)


taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist

(Source: slutdad, via cassholethecasstrator)


i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.

(Source: erejearmin, via wholockedj)


i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

(via thomas-potter-everdeen)


Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

(Source: everythingroyalty, via thedoctortheherothewarrior)




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via reichenbachfallsherlock)


I left Say Yes to the Dress on TV when I left the room and gave my brother the remote in case he wanted to change it. Guess he didn’t cause 15 minutes later I hear “GOD DAMMIT MAKE A FUCKING DECISION KRISTINA”

(via doctorstoptheimpala)


people legitimately wanting to be around me and like talk to me and be my friend makes me feel a weird mixture of flattery and confusion and moderate concern like. are you sure you want to do this. are you positive. are you aware of how much of an annoying loser i am. is this being filmed. and then when someone laughs at what i say it’s. satisfying but really scary. like are you okay. are you sure

(via potterhead-in-middle-earth)





what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via starbombastic)


*reads spoiler*
*quickly covers eyes and hopes that’ll undo it*

(Source: addamgansey, via stickyandcuteblood)



marvel isn’t an interest, it’s a lifestyle

It’s an addiction and a goddamn expensive one.

(via silvertongue-in-the-tardis)


netflix is stepping up its game


netflix is stepping up its game

(via listenherelittleshit)


you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

(via thisis-my-note)



In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

(via maryammonster)


josh peck is literally my favorite person

(via it-came-upon-a-midnight-clear)