oysters-aint-for-me:

byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023:

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you’re hurting them stop it stops top stop it

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vapboy:

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

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Anonymous asked:

I need bitches how do I get bitches oh wise one 🙏🙏🙏

pukicho:

U gotta stop calling them that man

depsidase:

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gotouda:

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anexperimentallife:

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babylonbirdmeat:

babylonbirdmeat:

People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like “I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????”

@spitblaze

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I am trying but they are so fast and crafty

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notabotiswearbabes:

Listen I don’t believe in curses or bad omens but I’d say the point in the middle of the ocean in which 1500 people died in one night is definitely cursed and should be left alone

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catchymemes:

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catchymemes:

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introvertedx10:

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For real

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crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

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catchymemes:

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depsidase:

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tumbwr:

A tweet with a caption and screenshot. The caption reads "i don't think doordash support will ever top this."   The text conversation in the screenshot reads: "Have you received the food?" This text was "Received 4 min ago".   The screenshotter texts: "It's in the road where he threw it as he passed my street. No I don't have it. It's spread out across the road where he threw it". ("Delivered 4 min ago").   A final text from doordash support reads: "Although we encourage Dashers to wait a few minutes, we allow them to customize their own delivery experience." End Image Description.ALT

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